to everyone with finals and exams and big projects due very very soon and haven’t started anything yet
I JUST FOUND OUT THAT HUNDRED OF METERS UNDER THE SEA, THERE IS A LIVING BEING THAT IS LITERALLY JUST A FLOATING BUTT
IT’S CALLED THE PIGBUTT WORM I JUST SHOWED IT TO MY PARENTS I CANT FUCKING BELIEVE
Hundred meters under the sea scientists have discovered
me: hi, can i have a large—
starbucks employee: you mean a venti?
me: can we not do this